Elkridge
town in maryland near columbia and baltimore, mostly centerd around route 1 and is easily accesible to i-95. not much happens, a ton of motels and fast food places along route 1. most thing it’s famous for is that some 9/11 hijackers stayed in a hotel there (not completely confirmed). most exciting place is the auto auction on sat-rday morinings, the library and the “ye olde wheel shop”.
kid: why should we live in elkridge?
parent: cus’ it’s close to baltimore and washington, and has supposedly “good” schools
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