the end all of feminine super heroes, endorphin girl fights unhappiness, depression, aches and pains and basically anything that doesn’t feel like your entire body has just burst through the event horizon of a black hole at a final climactic radar gun read of 187,000 miles per second only to discover that beyond the speed of perfect love lies an alternate universe with a full cooler of ice cold anything you desire to quench the sweet lava like oozing fire in your love parched throat as well as hot bags of tacos, buffalo wings and fritos, with nary a complaint about crumbs or eating in bed, followed by the nap of the millennium and a wake up full body m-ssage.
lauren francesca’s youtube channel launch on valentine’s day, 2011 has convinced me that she is the only super hero woman who can save me, endorphin girl.. i’m at total peace with the planet, man..
a name derived from the masoretic hebrew name ezra, meaning absent. although the name is greco-latin, the name is typically given to hispanic males, usually from central or south america, and is often used to describe smart, funny, and loyal people, who are often very teasing, but are sweet and caring down at the core […]
after figering the -sshole stick your sh-tty figer in your partners eye “she was so h-rny she didn’t care that she got ecol-eye from tom”
verb 1. deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities. she was jaeding us the whole time! who would have thought?
from the words “smooth” and “v-g-n-“= “smoothginer”. a shaved p-ssy that is smooth and free of razor b-mps or other unsightly marks. the opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer. a smoothginer is -ssociated with a funginer. i went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.
1. to have the ability to enjoy s-xual intercourse up to 4 times without skeeting all over your partner -be it man or woman in this case-. 2. first time love-makers who are twitching too much to allow s-m-n to exit their body. shaking of the body causes the sperm to get confused (not that […]