elkton

a town (if you can call it that) in maryland where the idea of expanding consists of a new trailor home development. usually a manure scent can be detected while driving down the 40 mile one lane road that is travelled daily by the residents. the highlight of the town is a mega walmart where a various -ssortment of mullets (both male+female) can be found
i drove 2 hours to elkton while jamming to sweet home alabama in my pick up truck
once a small town, backwoods area, it is now a breeding ground for wannabe “straight up g’s.” also known as e-town by those wanna be g’s, it is very up-and-coming. while it will never be a true city, it has recently gotten a super wal-mart and a chili’s!!!! but no matter what, when it comes down to it, elkton sucks.
let’s go to elkton today.
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as the most athletic town in cecil county, elkton is generally hated on by the surrounding area because fake white wanna be gangsters from north east drive up to elkton to cash their welfare checks, therefore giving the impression to people that we are just as cool. false. informally run by dirty tuerez himself, the city of elkton aka “e-town” can get rough sometimes with several murders and gang-rappings occuring annually. don’t send your kids to elkton high school, the place is a jungle. also, the ymca of cecil county, located of rt.40 in elkton, is home to some of the best basketballers and jacked, gorilla-like, just swollen guys getting ripped on a day-to-day basis. best place by far in cecil county, possibly world.
10 minute keg stand? guy must be from elkton.
a town (if you can call it that) in maryland, where their defination of expanding is a new trailor development. usually a manure scent is detectable while driving down the 40 mile back road to acess the town. only positive aspect would be the mega wal-mart, and various -ssortment of mullets you can find there
i drove 3 hours to get to elkton as i blared sweet home alabama in my pick up truck
the most white trash town in cecil county where just about everyone who shouldn’t be having kids are popping them out left and right. head down to the local dollar tree on any given day and you might just score yourself a single crackhead mother who is spending her welfare check. if that isn’t exciting enough for you, head over to mcdonald’s and you can watch the homless people who live there drink coffee and yell at their girlfriends about why their cricket mobile phone is all out of minutes. formally known as the suboxone 500, elkton holds the biggest race of all time every night around 7pm at the homless feeding shack in town right next to crack head ran p-wn shop that shut down 5 times.
im at the elkton mcdonald’s getting a shower in the bathroom. ill be back to the tent at 8.