Ellen DeGeneres
a hilarious woman who loves to dance.
ellen degeneres cracks me up.
an h-m-s-xual actress who, in 1997 managed to play the role of an h-m-s-xual woman who decides to stop to be a crypto-lesbian. both the character and the actress ended up coming out simultaneously… and on national tv.
thank to people like ellen degeneres, we will come to the plain understanding of the fact that a lesbian is just another ordinary person.
greatest comic working today
ellen degeneres is hilarious!
the definition of awesome !
did you see the ellen degeneres show in orlando? she’s awesome!
the one and only funniest person in america.
she is extremely funny.
some people, like myself, would kill for her.
some people, like myself, would kisss her feet and take a bullet for her.
ellen degeneres equals humor, beauty, love, humor, and uniqueness.
she is an amazing comedian.
a-m-a-z-i-n-g.
i would drink ellen degeneres’s bathwater with a crazy straw.
the greatest lesbian who ever lived.
did you watch last night’s episode of the ellen degeneres show? it was great!
a lesbian woman who is funny and boring and supports many women.
she’s much worse than rachael and she can suck her b–b so hard.
ugh, i’m so upset because of that b-tch!
man! i hope that ellen degeneres doesen’t appear in family guy or the simpsons because she will ruin my f-cking childhood!
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