happy gilmore
the process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the p-n-s into the v-g-n-.
i bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. unfortunatelly i was limp and broke my c-ck.
one of the most awesome movies ever. adam sandler stars as happy gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. he has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother’s house back.
“wow, you can count.”
“and you can count…on me meeting you in the parking lot.”
best film ever!
“jack-ss”
“hey, if i saw myself in clothes like those, i’d have to kick
my own -ss.”
act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, “have you seen shooter mcgavin?”
“no, why?”
“because i’m going to beat the living p-ss out of him.”
“i think you’re great, sean.”
“why thank you scott. i think you and your mum are great too.”
“whaddya mean you think my mum is great??”
“woo down there scott, don’t go all happy gilmore on me.”
“yeah well you’re a lousy kidergarten teacher. i’ve seen your finger paintings and they suck.”
a drink made out of a mixture of arnold palmer half n half and vodka.
guy 1: dude what is this sh-t? its f-ckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
guy 2: its a happy gilmore. its arnold palmer and vodka
guy 1: no f-ckin way dude! this sh-t is awesome!
in the same category as the mouse trap, this s-xual move entails distracting the bl-wj-b giver so that the recipient may use their p-n-s as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. a running start followed by a swing of the p-n-s onto the bl-wj-b givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?
guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my d-ck.
guy 1: you straightened her nose… with your d-ck?
guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
guy 1: you are the man.
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