Ellen Kate
she’s loving and caring and kind and there are simply no words to describe her. she’s unique, and nothing will ever come close in comparison. she’s majestic like a queen or a princess. her heart and soul is immortal; an angel’s sent down from heaven. she has the ability to see the beauty and good in others, even when everyone else can only see the bad. a practical woman who will make the best out of any situation, and brings love and joy to the world around her.
most of all, she’s the most beautiful woman on the planet. she almost seems inhuman, because its impossible for any person to be so aesthetically perfect in every way. she heals the sight and eyes of anyone who looks at her. and her lover is the luckiest man to have ever walked the earth.
wow look at how lucky that man is, his wife’s ellen kate.
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