Ellensburg
short for ellensburg, washington. has cwu, the bestest university ever. also has a disproportionately large amount of burger joints and a middle school older than grandpa jack.
i just visited ellensburg and the middle school caved in while i was there! i was so dumbfounded i spat out my tasty burger that i had gotten earlier at the burger joint across the street from cwu!
hick-town hole in the middle of nowhere.
“where the heck are we? there’s nothing for miles except some crazy hicks……. ohhh….. ellensburg.”
a small town in the middle of f—–g nowhere. has a rodeo/fair, which is the only thing worthwhile to do there unless of course you want to go to college, which 90% of the towns population has never been to because they were too busy working on the farm. the other 10% actually attends the college and spends their free time smashing gl-ss bottles in the bike lane. has an awesome doughnut shop, a really good ice cream shop, and a semi talented high school. people should go there at least once in their life to get the experience.
where do you live?
ellensburg.
wait, where?
ellensburg.
sorry, i didn’t quite catch that.
ellensburg
where the h-ll is that???
a tiny little desolate wasteland in the center of washington with a few buildings spewed across the land. there’s absolutely jack-sh-t to do there, except for smoke pot and go to college (which coincide with each other). apart from a comic shop and a taco bell, there’s not a whole lot actually worth going to. plus the whole d-mn place smells like cow sh-t.
ellensburg, washington is the most desolate, smelly, boring place on the face of the earth, and yet, we all love it.
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