ellie merrick
a person? someone you may think you trust but dont. now i ain’t saying she a gold digger, but she totally is. she will never let anyone around her be happy, especially in a relationship she steals all yo men. stay back ladies she will sn-tch your weave. bikinis look good but not on her. she only dates f-ck boys and lies about her age to every rich, semi-attractive man. her social abilities or lack thereof are astonishing.
boy: who’s that she looks desperate.
boy 2: yeah ellie merrick dates people she’s never met before.
boy: aight aka stay away
boy 2: yeah pretty much
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