Elliott Murtaugh


1. he is not in a punk band.

2. he has nice teeth.

3. has a crush on sarah baker.

4. he’s a “nicey-nice.”

5. knows “the move.”

6. he’s in symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn’t know)

7.sarah baker stole make-up for him

8. can knee-board with calvin.

9. an honor student.

10. has like 7 siblings.
bobby: i’m going out with your daughter tonight.

mr.arterbery: do you play any instruments?

bobby: yea, drumsss

mr.arterbery: oh. so you’re in of of those punk bands?

bobby: no(laughs). symphony, you know school orchestra?

mr.arterbery: all those drums must get you behind in school

bobby: oh well, you know im an honor student…

what an elliott murtaugh.

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