ellipsis abuse
when someone repeatedly, indeed excessively, uses the ellipsis (…) in written text to give an impression of the flow of spoken conversation. mostly just looks more artificial; usually indicates poor knowledge of internet etiquette on the part of an older generation. commonly found by old people trying to communicate on facebook.
person 1: -insert humorous facebook status obviously intended for appreciation by friends-
person 2: -commenting- hey… how is it going… just checking in… everything’s good here… see you later.
person 1: wow. not only did you hijack my status for an irrelevant personal conversation, but you employed serious ellipsis abuse. thanks, dad.
person 2: don’t forget the milk… can you call me when you get here… thanks… see you soon.
ellipsis: the pain!
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