Elly Font
a stuffed animal that looks like an elephant.
often used as a pillow and a boyfriend.
his trunk oddly resembles c-ck & b-lls.
“wow, he was huge! like a total elly font!”
“i don’t need a man, ‘ive got elly font.”
“i don’t need a pillow, i’ve got elly font.”
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