Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony
menstrual cycle, period, time of month
a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
woman: no fun tonight
man: why?
woman: because elmo riding the cotton pony
man: :(, i guess i just use this sock instead
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