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• crack ass hairline

  when a n-gg-s hairline is so f-cked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber ex:tyrone:that n-gg- lookin’ like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack -ss hairline

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