eloplosion
the act of running away with someone with so much s-xual tension that you propose and -rg-sm at the same time.
a: guys…you know me…i wear my heart on my sleeve, i proposed in south africa
b: how was it?
a: i got down on one knee and blew my load at the same time!
b: wow! you totally had an eloplosion!
a: will you marry me…eeerrrrggghhhh
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