Elton


a super smart awesome genius. and no, elton isn’t synonymous with gay. no.
duude. you got a 100 on that test? y u so elton
a scientific unit of measurement properly -ssociated with the yagometer. an elton is a unit of measurement of yag/h-m-ness. eltons are based on a scale of 10, ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) by default, european men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) ma’am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

– disclaimer: to all you cool gay people out there you know i got love for you, n/h
another word for a dude who’s gay.
joe: wanna play go fish?

bob: dude, you’re so elton!
when using the word b-mmer you might say
‘its like elton john- a big b-mmer’
so just sue the term elton.
can also mean gay.
‘you cant go the party? what an elton!’
someone who sings bad impressions of elton john. they are also known as gunoungs.
elton: f-ck you, barry bonds sucked my d-ck.
someone: haha, way to miss opening day you f-ckhead.
elton: mmmm, yes.
elton: this is your song. (in bad tone)
male h-m-, like elton john.
did you see that dude at the gin blossoms concert, what an elton.

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