eltonia
someone who is always in everybody’s business. well informed about the latest of everything. has a source wherever she isn’t present.
“did you hear about that girl from school?”
“yes, eltonia told me.”
somebody who is extremly gorgeous and sweet. she is the most popular girl in school. everybody loves eltonia. she’s simply the best.
i hope eltonia is at school , the day wouldn’t be the same without her
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