Elusive Eddie
an official creeper of the candy aisle and little children’s windows. he may, or may not, be real and have a van. rarely seen individual who appears only at night for short periods of time. he is also a fire walker and can dance to hip hop if wearing an elf costume.
“have you seen elusive eddie?”
“no…”
“neither have we!”
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