elusive snapping pussy

a special type of p-ssy that only a few women have, this p-ssy can clamp down on a d-ck or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a p-ssy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker p-ssy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

this is a snapping p-ssy on steroids. narrow or small d-cks beware. this is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

most men are faithful to this p-ssy. if he ever loses it, he’ll never stop searching for another one. named the “esp” or ‘elusive snapping p-ssy’ because most men have looked for this p-ssy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

most women are not aware of the nature of the p-ssy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

rumor has it that it was the ‘elusive snapping p-ssy’ that sp-wned the term p-ssy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp’s in training, ie.snapping p-ss-es, in circulation at any one time.

for the real 411 on ‘the esp’, go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of p-ssy. give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention ‘the widow maker’ or ‘the elusive snapping’, and take notes! you might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
don’t mess with her cause i hear she’s got that “esp”, aka the elusive snapping p-ssy”, that p-ssy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

this is the kind of p-ssy richard pryor was talking about when he did his 60’s alb-m routine on growing up in a wh-r-house. “……that gal had an “elusive snapping p-ssy”, we called it the esp, you know that kind of p-ssy that’s so good…….that will make your d-ck do things it’s never done before………her p-ssy was so good i wanted to suck her daddy’s d-ck!”

“esp” aka “the elusive snapping p-ssy”