e-male
an e-mail message sent by a male to another male(s)that has h-m-s-xual undertones, either intended or not.
– chris constantly sent out e-males to his buddies, yet he has still not come out of the closet in person.
– dude, that was an e-male!
no time for s-xuality. an emale is someone who spends as much time on the internet as possible. courting and having a relationship takes up too much time.
man: so, are you looking?
emale: sorry, i don’t even do cybers-x
woman: got a special someone?
emale: the only reason i’m here is because i need to pay the internet bill.
man who prefers a laptop to a lapdance. will send scads of suggestive photographs to online women, but an actual encounter with emale tends to be disappointing.
emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and c-cktail parties.
he was so hot in cybersp-ce, i wonder what happened?
don’t blame me, i told you he was just another emale.
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