elvis the cat
a really cute but very fat cat.
he likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. he is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his b-tt.
ron: “hey that cat is really cute, what’s his name?”
ronda: “his name is elvis the cat!”
ron:”cool.”
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