elvs
extreme large v-g-n- syndrome. abnormal v-g-n- size, loss of the brain comprehension, where you forget to spell simple words such as shiet – sh-t and bahm – bomb. the side effects are devestating. you develop very bad body odor and you go c-ck-eyed, the love of your life even dumps you after taking your virginity… you start atracting asianz, and then become seemingly obsessed with them. you start to call everyone “cutie” and then feel the need to get your “skinny on”. then, finally, you can only state the first 3 numbers of your phone number because you forgot the rest.
list of things to cure: 1. cancer, 2. aids, 3. elvs.
that dumb b-tch has elvs. keep your distance.
a short girl with a deepish voice (hense elv) but she is usually gorgeous, and funny and loved by all
elv also can stand for somebodys initials eg. emily louise villa
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