em jay


16 year old alcoholic who is the queen of head. m-ssive br–sts, huge f-nny flaps and ludicrous lips are just some of the features of this legendary teenager.
dude, em jay flashed her t-ts on webcam!
dude!!!!!!!!! sweet.
the goddess of procrastination. one with big b–bs and likes geebas. tends to frolich in meadows.
yo, dawg…dont be so emjay, hurry dah eff up.
the one. the holy. the mad. famously known on youtube for very wrong reasons. votes waroona as the biggest c–n bludgen sh-t hole. usually found in unkempt habitats, such as dodgy train stations or iga, with either a bong/bottle/derro whacken stick in hand. if she had only one match and a smoke, she’d still use the match to burn down waroona even if it meant sacrificing a durrie.
‘if emjay was here, we’d be wasted by now’

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