ema
a smart girl, usually blonde or dirty-blonde. she is sweet, funny, and musical! you should be friends with an ema!
i wish i was ema, she is cool!
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a gorgeous, nice girl who is freaking irresistible for guys.
omg! she’s so ema.
short for “eat my -ss.”
pat: i can’t believe you’re not coming to the strip club with us tonight…
brad: i can’t, i have a huge cardio exam i have to study for.
pat: ema! that excuse is not good enough.
education maintenance allowance
a weekly payment given to some college students in the uk for having 100% attendance. eligible students will receive £10, £20 or £30 depending on their household income. a total of £500 in bonuses can be received if the student returns to college each turn. the purpose of ema is to help students who may struggle financially, but really it’s just a way of bribing students to come to college.
i hate my next lesson but if i don’t go i won’t get my ema this week.
the coolest name ever
“wow that chick has the coolest name” “what is it?” “ema of cores”
definition of ema (pr-nounced eeeeee-mmm-aaaa)
ema is usually a female.
her name means “crazy one” in a long lost language of ye olde sea-speake.
ema’s soulmate (husband) normally is called: clarke, bob or jake.
ema is a very musical person and plays a cello.
ema normally has a twin (called ella)
overall, ema is a kind person, who thinks shes a teapot.
oh, whos that girl who thinks shes a teapot, oh yeah its ema!
eat my -ss. used derisively.
“you want me to go to the supermarket just to get you milanos? ema.”
eat my -ss
as you angrily hang up the phone with someone who just p-ssed you off, you hang up and shout “ema b-tch”
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