email generation
the ability to tell in general how old someone is by their email domain.
president barack obama once said that baby boomers “cling to their guns, religion, and aol.com email domains” – this references the fact that no one below the age of 50 still uses aol. the baby boomer generation, like most senior citizens of their time, are known for their frugality. that is to say, they are cheapskates. however none of them seem to be able to figure out that free email accounts are widely available and they don’t have to pay for it through aol anymore.
gen x’ers often stick to hotmail.com or yahoo.com. they don’t want to risk coming off the pearl jam or third eye blind mailing lists.
gen y’ers stick to gmail.com. as are a few forward thinking gen x’ers (-those whose hotmail or yahoo accounts got hacked at y2k)
the millennials are just too f-ckin’ hip to be defined by their email. they just communicate with each other through twitter…i mean snapchat…oh wait that was so last week, how do i find out if my beard and skullcap are still in?
(woman, to man at a bar) hi handsome? nice beard, spectacle gl-sses, plaid sportcoat, and tight-fitting jeans with the cuffs rolled up. can i email you?
(man) lol!!
(woman) well if you change your mind, i’m [email protected]
(man) cougar!
(woman) omg he knows my email generation
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