email muscles


acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.

related to beer muscles where the internet is subst-tuted for alcohol.

can also take the form of “message board muscles”
example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. in reality the man is a follower. dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.

false bravado
when someone becomes “tough” and “combative” in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. a false show of digital power and might. a manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
email muscles
ninja 1 in an email format: “i asked you for that report last week you never responded, i’m losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where.”

ninja 1 in a phone conversation: “hey buddy, i know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? no rush!”

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