Email Opera

an exchange of emails between friends that snowb-lls into a melodramic opera.
this is what an email opera looks like:

// message 1: tj says //
1. /excuses
2. pof was complicated… turns out she had a bf. but i didn’t know, it was only after we kissed (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) that she told me. which is bullsh-t. she was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. i’m not going anywhere near that sh-t.
3. they added new walls.

// message 2: em says //
1. i said stop trolling!
2. ouch sorry dude! that sh-t sucks!
/kekeke

// message 3: tj says //

1. /excuses
2. she wanted to see me again. she texted me this morning. they’ve been going out for a year already and she’s somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). on moral grounds, i can’t do it unless she breaks it off and there’s been an acceptable buffer period. we actually had a great time right up until that last bombsh-ll.

// message 4: em says //
1. your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup s-x i think would be awesome lol.

continues for another 10 exchanges…

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