emailFlauntoholic
someone who wants you to believe that ‘n’ number of girls are dying to ‘be-friend’ him. you always find one of such a kind around whose (desperately) ‘left-unattended’ computer flaunts his mailbox with emails from riya, rita, rach-lle, le-yu-won, martha, kathy, priyanka and salma.
sid: -staring at amit’s computer- hey saurabh, your roommate’s got to be a winner.
saurabh: relax, 1% of these emails is ages old and the other 99% he sent to himself from fake mail-ids.
sid: wow! that’s some crazy emailflauntoholic.
-naman walks in, beaming with pride-
sid: congra-f-ckin’-tulations naman, you got loads of chicks to bang.
naman: ah, they bother me so much. -fakes a shrug-
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