Embarassed Turtle
taking the limp p-n-s and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. then you take the loose scr-t-m (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your p-n-s therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its sh-ll.
the embar-ssed turtle, the bat wing, and the brain are some of my favorite p-n-s molding techniques during boredom.
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