embarawank
jerking off to something that whilst its not illegal to posses, it is definitely something that would make your friends re-evaluate what they think of you. remember not illegal, just embarr-ssing fapping material (what can be considered embarr-ssing can be a subjective thing depending on the group of friends you are with at the time)
humilischlick can be used as an alternative for women
context:
i just had another embaraw-nk about that 50 stone woman again
the walls are paper thin in this place, i can hear joe embaraw-nking over fluttershy from that pony cartoon again
i embaraw-nked again! what is it about that fat guy dressed as a gardevoir that drives me so crazy
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