embitch
verb: to reduce someone to the status of a b-tch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. similar to embar-ssed, except with more direct connotations to one’s b-tchhood. usually being emb-tched is a bad thing, but not always.
maxine: get the f-ckin’ yard cleaned up, daryl you useless sh-t!
mike: dude! don’t let her emb-tch you like that. if you let it go now, it’ll be like that you’re entire relationship. be a man!
daryl: sorry, bro. i was emb-tched long ago.
jack: woman, you better be naked when i get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
dana: -sigh- i’ve been emb-tched.
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