emcee call


a writer of rhymes
a boxer of beats
a metaphysical pit bull livin in a kennel with some potty trained dogmas


human 1: is that the emcee they call ‘call’?
human 2: nah, son… that’s a callogram
human 1: say huh?
human 2: it’s a 3-d rendering of the emcee call… it’s for our protection… no mortal has ever looked call in the eyes and survived to tell the tale

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