emd
short for eat my d-ck
person 1 says “stfu!”
person 2 says “emd!”
short for emergency monster d-ck, a giant d-ld- girls, esp. dildio hoes use in case of h-rny emergencies.
nympho hoe – “get me that emd now! i’m so h-rny!”
1.)acronym for “ebony model diva” used to describe long-legged,beautiful black female models who possess same(or better) skills and charm as top models, gisele bundchen and heidi klum but are still overlooked for modeling jobs based on skin color.
2.)top models who have conquered color barriers and made millions in the process.
“eva marcille is definitely a diva,she’s the true definition of a emd!”
“can tha beautiful adriana lima be described as a emd?”
many people say emd means “eat my d-ck” or “eat my dust”, but there is another meaning of it too. there is a swedish band named emd, and it stands for erik mattias danny. or so they say…
i hate emd, they can eat my d-ck.
eat my dust
(often used to suggest that one has the capability of blowing the other person’s doors off)
emd can be found on license plates, and can be shouted out of a window. also applicable while stopped at a stoplight as a threat to another driver.
(eat my dust.)
another way of saying you suck, get away from me.
emd b-tch.
electronic monitering device-
the form of house arrest where you have an ankle bracelet and cannot walk out your door, even if its only to your porch. what i will be experiencing until at least february 23rd.
i told that b-tch not to put my ankle moniter on so tight, so she put it on tight as h-ll because cops are f-cking -ssholes. emd sucks major d-ck.
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