eMeltdown
when one writes a splurge of personal information about one’s problems, deepest feelings, and so on, over electronic media, frequently to a large group of people. often, these revelations could not be made face-to-face and/or without the -ssistance of a mood altering substance, such as alcohol. emeltdowns generally result in a feeling of shame or embarr-ssment the following day. recipients of emeltdowns often feel awkward upon seeing the emelter afterward.
a usually reserved employee might send the following emeltdown to his or her colleagues: “i just want to let you know that if you see me crying it’s because i’m going through a divorce because my wife and i haven’t had s-x in seven years, and is anyone interested in housing my beanie baby collection? i have over 1500 and i don’t want lose them in the settlement.”
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