emerald hunting
the process of two or more people eating many green colored beads, digesting them, defecating, and then searching the feces for the beads. when speaking of this act, people commonly refer to the beads as emeralds.
“me and my dad went emerald hunting in north carolina last night. i found the most emeralds.”
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