emerald nuts


the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing… i get all of them
evesdropping nebraskans… envious nomads… entangled nine-year-olds?
what hangs between the legs of the lucky charms leprechaun.
wow, that leprechaun has huge emerald nuts!

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