emergency blow
verb: urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.
origin: term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film hunt for red october
jones had eaten m-ss quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an “emergency blow” at the nearest gas station.
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