Emergency brake
meaning handbrake in english, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. smarter americans call it a parking brake.
yeee haw, i’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.
you idiot, it’s called a hand brake it the uk, and ‘smarter americans’? what a joke! who’s stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. no-one! that’s right, you’re the idiot.
you’ll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake
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