emergency hard hat
a construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for sh-t emergencies allowing wearer “no questions asked” free access to tens of thousands of porta potties nationwide.
when i wear my emergency hard hat,i can use the porta-john at any construction site and n-body gives me a second glance.
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