emergency meal

the meal you get at a restaurant you’ve never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.
waiter: “what can i get you?” me: “umm, chicken strips and fries.” waiter: “that’s kind of a basic choice.” me: “sorry, it’s my emergency meal.”

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