Emergency Paper Bag


when you have s-x with a girl, and her body is extremely hot, but her face is incredibly ugly, you have to whip out your emergency paper bag to place over her face. hiding her face makes the experience more enjoyable as you do not have to stare at her hideous face the whole time.
daniella has such a nice body, but such an ugly face. good thing my condom came with an emergency paper bag

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