Emergendanger


the point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars p-ss each other exactly at the point they p-ss the walker who fails to move his -ss further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.
man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars p-ss each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.

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