Emergenweed


weed stored only for emergency purposes such as:

1) if there is ever a drought…
2) if (or when) your parents catch your stash — because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old – it doesn’t matter, they’ll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) if you get robbed
4) if the cops confiscate your mj
5) if your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids…and the weed
jay: dude, i heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
ant: duuuuuude, don’t worry, man. i have my emergenweed at home.
jay: sweet. let’s smoke some weed.

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