emily martin
an emily martin is a type of girl who watches anime ( a j-panese animated cartoon ) and dan and phil on youtube! she loves food and usually -ssociates with boys called ethan head!
person 1: there’s that emily martin eating food whilst talking to ethan head!
person 2: oh yeah!!
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