Emmit
1. brit an archaic or dialect word for ant
2. cornish dialect a tourist or holiday-maker
bl–dy emmit’s are trying to drive up the warren again in polperro!
emmits are 22 inch rims, emmit smith wore number 22. but this phrase made popular by rapper lil boosie.
yea mane im bout to put dat camaro on dem emmits.
the most selfish, brain-washing -sshole you will ever meet. only cares about himself, his money, and the needs of his d-ck.
imagine you go out to dinner. emmit pretends he forgets his wallet so he doesn’t have to spend his money on his own dinner – or g-d forbid – someone else’s. then he somehow gets into your head enough to make you suck his d-ck for a couple hours… then he sends you home for some reason wanting more.
a very small, strange child
wow 3 ears and only 5 pounds… what an emmit
named after emmitt kelly-the sad clown. when someone does something so nice for you or for another, that it makes you kind of wanna throw up.
person 1: “oh my god, my blind grandma sewed me a sweater in my college colors and called to ask if i wore it to the homecoming game.”
person 2: “oh wow, what an emmitt”.
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