emo cycle
the emo cycle is the self perpetuating cycle caused by emos and their views on the world. it starts when they start whining about n-body liking them, which leads to people not liking them even more, which leads to more whining, which leads to a perpetual continuance of this cycle.
emo: wahhh why doesn’t anyone like meee….
other guy: thats why
emo: what do u mean (sob)
other guy: you have obviosly fallen victim to the emo cycle
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