emo fan


any easily-led trend-follower whom has joined the sad, contrived, and bland false-genre known as emo. emo fans pride themselves on looking alike (tight girl’s pants on males, black backward mullets, see: emotenuse, contrived negative emotion, converse high-tops, and peer-encouraged h-m-s-xuality.] emo music completely disregards the fact that all music is emotional, and insists that “emotional” pertains only to negative emotions. emo music is basically commercial pop music masquerading as alternative, which may or may not contain occasional temper-tantrum screaming see: screamo.
emo fans are lemmings that have been led to the edge of conformity, where they throw themselves into the ocean of exaggerated tears.
someone who covers half of the face with black hair, use girl pants and that listens to songs about lost love and heartbreak, and also admires another who covers half of the face with black hair, use girl pants and that listens to songs about lost love and heartbreak.
emo fan 1: oh my gosh! look at that boy! he is so cool, i wanna be like him!! i`m really gonna cry!
emo fan 2: yeah! me too, he rocks!!
emo fan 1: i`m so excited let`s go for our razors!

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