Emo Flap
a hairstyle symbolizing one’s angst and hatred of the world. it covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. commonly -ssociated with emotionally challenged children. keanu reeves used to have one.
person 1: “did you see that dude’s emo flap?”
person 2: “yeah man, he must hate his parents…”
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