Emo-Groupie


1. (n) a person who is attracted to the emo lifestyle, but isn’t necessarily emo themselves.

2. (n) a person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a sh-tty emo band (i.e. my chemical romance)after a concert.
1. guy #1: “oh man, jaime is so hot… i don’t know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner..”

guy #2: “you must be an emo-groupie or something.”

2. girl #1: “omgomgomg!! it’s (insert f-ggy emo band member here) omg!!!”

girl #2: “would you calm the f-ck down!? you are a serious emo-groupie…”

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