emo hipster
a hipster that tries to have a dark, gloomy appearance as a fad, usually identifiable by an overweight shape, wearing flannel with an emo frizz and typical hipster way of talking. will tell you about bands from local colleges you’d probably never heard of nor gived a sh-t because of its cliche sound and will think they are better than you if you are not part of their hipster group.
junior 1:”hey those jocks are beating the sh-t out of that emo kid”
junior 2:”don’t worry, its that same hipster who said we listen to gay, garbage mainstream music”
junior 1:”oh yeah, that’s worse, to h-ll with emo hipsters”
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