emo life


the life of a person who is more extreme than goth that has been living this way for most of their lives. basically it’s the way that person lives their life with heavy makeup, dark clothing, and a lot of body piercings.
tim: bob, why are you emo?
bob: i’ve been this way for like. . . ever.
tim: why do you enjoy piercing your face and cutting your self
bob: this is my emo life. if you dont like it. . . . . i wont care. cuz that’s the way i live
an emo’s life:

part one: emofication.

an emo’s life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on mysp-ce.
at the mall they p-ss by a hot topic and look inside. the sh-tty clothes they see looks good in their f-cked up eyes so they buy some.
or
they are searching around on mysp-ce and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. they “befriend” them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to hot topic to buy some.

now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the p-ssy to go into a state of placebo depression.

part 2: placebo depression.

after the emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant emo bashing (which is he only thing really keeping them emo) they get on some anti-depressants. listen to sh-tty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend….

part 3: the razor.

they find out from one of their emo “friends” on mysp-ce how to cut like only an emo can. also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw sh-tty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.

part 4: growing up.

as the emo grows the f-ck up, they relize that the emo “sub-culture” is bullsh-t and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo sh-t.

and that ends the emo life. unless of course they get the b-lls to take the emo exit strategy
emo to be: hmmmm…. these clothes look rad!
emo to be: la de do da de off to school for mee….
normal kid: dude what the f-ck are you wearing? are you f-cked up in the head? go f-cking home and cry to your mommy and f-cking cut yourself ya god-mned emo!
emo to be: 🙁 imma go home and kill myself waaahhhh
emo writes some poems….. gets a mysp-ce….. cuts
emo out of high school: wait a second…. what am i doing? i look like sh-t, i need to pull my sh-t together….

so ends another emo life.

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